Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Bahamas with Jennifer Velasquez







I have a window seat, but where's my parachute?


Jenn and I have landed. Now for the scary part of the trip...shuttle to the resort!










Kevin has a Cedric on his shoulder. Just try to knock it off!








KALIK...I think that means GNOME in Bahamian.









I love this beer, must have more.










You, me HOT TUB.






Little gnomes sometimes need help getting to the beer. This gator was just about right.







Me and Shakira doing the after dinner dance.









I don't think the bartender has served many gnomes. He looks scared.






Hanging with the guys





Hey Senor Frog, can I borrow the binoculars? I want to check out the cute gnomette in the thong!








Don't we look happy? The guy in the middle wants to take me ice fishing. That would be fun. Wait a minute...what if he wants to use me as BAIT???





Where's Cedric?



I had so much Kalik, Jenn and Kevin started giving me 'light'.










Hanging out in the hammock, watching Kevin play volleyball. Who's up for GNOMEBALL?







Time to go home and get ready for my next trip!

Hawaiian Cruise with Mary

ALOHA! Diamond Head, it should be called Cedric Head (same shape).









What in the name of Don Ho is this stuff?


Ah, sleep tight. Don't let the Menehunes bite.











Looks like I'm being sacrificed to Peli.









Anchors aweigh!
Maui...wowie!










They grow big flowers here









Kauai waterfall

Coming into Kauai









I'm going to star in Jurassic Park 9 as a T-Gnome!










Mary and me...how sweet!
A snack from my butler. La De Da.









Hey buddy, you're making an asp of yourself!

Grand Canyon with Wanda

Hey! This guy is smaller than me!

Lucas and Cedric

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Snowmobiling in Yellowstone January 2008 With Pat




Hey, I'm a gnome, not a hood ornament.






I'm on my way to Yellowstone. Boy, it kind of looks cold out there!


Should have worn my thermals...brrrrr!









This looks like a good gnome home.














I want to drive. GET OUT OF MY WAY!

Monday, February 4, 2008

Mexican Cruise October 2007 with Marie & Peggy










Anchors away!

Ummm, breakfast.










These chicks from New York are big!

Jammin' with the band at Cabo Wabo.


Me and my little friend in Ensenada.




I'M KING OF THE WORLD!